Posts Tagged ‘middle aged women’

Pregnant Pause

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August 16th, 2013

Tootzyop Classic: This post originally ran on November 1, 2011. When I was in my early twenties I decided that I didn’t have to think about having kids until I […]

How About We Date Our Age?

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January 4th, 2013

Tootzypop Classics: We’re saying goodbye to 2012 and ushering in 2013 with a celebration of some of the year’s most read posts. This post originally ran on July 18, 2012. […]

Good In Bed

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October 30th, 2012

When I was a girl in the ’70s and ’80s, good bedding was a luxury reserved for the rich. I remember sleeping on Holly Hobbie sheets and then as a […]

Lipstick And Mayhem

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October 11th, 2012

You know how it goes. You sit down, grab the remote, and attempt to ice the sore muscle that is your brain. While relaxing said muscle, you become intrigued by […]

Daydream Believers

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October 4th, 2012

Most 40+ women around me are in a “life regret” state of mind. For my friends (and myself) this is the decade of looking back, with a pessimistic outlook on […]

Carded

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September 13th, 2012

In recent months, I’ve been carded – twice! The first time I was with a group of ladies whose ages range from 23 to 75. When I ordered, I was […]

Yes, Honey, Your Ass Looks Fat in That!

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August 20th, 2012

My husband has a perfect body. I don’t mean he’s hot-hot-hot (of course, he is), but that you can crack any male fashion mag and see all forms of gorgeous […]

Am I A Fag Hag?

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July 9th, 2012

Back in the days of yore, the term “fag” may have called up British New Wave cinema where men with wide sideburns and even wider sunglasses held a fag between […]