Posts Tagged ‘over forty’

Pregnant Pause

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August 16th, 2013

Tootzyop Classic: This post originally ran on November 1, 2011. When I was in my early twenties I decided that I didn’t have to think about having kids until I […]

How About We Date Our Age?

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January 4th, 2013

Tootzypop Classics: We’re saying goodbye to 2012 and ushering in 2013 with a celebration of some of the year’s most read posts. This post originally ran on July 18, 2012. […]

Good In Bed

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October 30th, 2012

When I was a girl in the ’70s and ’80s, good bedding was a luxury reserved for the rich. I remember sleeping on Holly Hobbie sheets and then as a […]

L.A. I Love You. I Hate You.

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August 28th, 2012

A friend sighed to me the other day, “I just want to marry a trucker, move to the sticks, and bake pies.” And I understood exactly what she meant. I […]

Yes, Honey, Your Ass Looks Fat in That!

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August 20th, 2012

My husband has a perfect body. I don’t mean he’s hot-hot-hot (of course, he is), but that you can crack any male fashion mag and see all forms of gorgeous […]

Am I A Fag Hag?

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July 9th, 2012

Back in the days of yore, the term “fag” may have called up British New Wave cinema where men with wide sideburns and even wider sunglasses held a fag between […]

Feed Your Face

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June 29th, 2012

How much time do you spend on your skin? I spend about ten minutes in both the morning and evening on my beauty regime. I wash twice a day, moisturize, […]

Let’s Get Lost!

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June 28th, 2012

This post was due four days ago. I’m on my fourth attempt at being witty, and every time I sit down to write I hit a dark wall of distraction […]