Posts Tagged ‘women’

Pregnant Pause

August 16th, 2013

Tootzyop Classic: This post originally ran on November 1, 2011. When I was in my early twenties I decided that I didn’t have to think about having kids until I […]

Married To My Story

July 10th, 2013

The first time I heard the reference “being married to a story” was on a tape of a retreat led by spiritual teacher Eckhart Tolle. He talked about how most […]

L.A. I Love You. I Hate You.

August 28th, 2012

A friend sighed to me the other day, “I just want to marry a trucker, move to the sticks, and bake pies.” And I understood exactly what she meant. I […]

Yes, Honey, Your Ass Looks Fat in That!

August 20th, 2012

My husband has a perfect body. I don’t mean he’s hot-hot-hot (of course, he is), but that you can crack any male fashion mag and see all forms of gorgeous […]

Am I A Fag Hag?

July 9th, 2012

Back in the days of yore, the term “fag” may have called up British New Wave cinema where men with wide sideburns and even wider sunglasses held a fag between […]

Cream Cheese Makes Everything Taste Better

March 16th, 2012

I love to cook, bake, and eat (mostly eat). I love the chill of winter, so I can make comfort foods that fit the weather, which includes stews and anything […]

The Kid With The Crazy Hair

November 17th, 2011

A couple of years ago, a fellow baseball mom asked me which little boy on the field was mine. I pointed him out, and she remarked that he didn’t look […]

Don’t Sweat It

November 15th, 2011

My co-worker has a “no sweats” policy. He believes there is no excuse to ever wear sweatpants outside the house unless you are actually sweating at the gym. I’m trying […]